After work when I got home I decided to watch a couple episodes of Pawn Stars. It amazes me what some people have laying around in their homes. During the show a guy was selling his blunderbuss and Rick explained that blunderbuss means thunder pipe in Dutch. This made me want to go out and buy a yellow pipe just so I can name it blunderbuss.
When Pawn Stars was over I browsed the net for a while and came across this really cool video:
It's amazing what modern technology can do.
I also came across this joke:
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
Then I wasted a couple hours playing a game called flight. Here is a link to it if you are interested: http://armorgames.com/play/7598/flight
Well, That's all for today. Make sure to check back soon!
-The Pizza Dude
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
Then I wasted a couple hours playing a game called flight. Here is a link to it if you are interested: http://armorgames.com/play/7598/flight
Well, That's all for today. Make sure to check back soon!
-The Pizza Dude
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