Thursday, March 3, 2011

Future First Person Shooter

I bet first person shooters will look this good in 3-5 years:

Unlimited Toppings

At the pizza place I work at we have a special for a large unlimited topping pizza for $12.99. Today a chick called to place an order and said she wanted to get a large pizza with everything on it. I listed off the toppings that would go on her pizza if she ordered all of them and she agreed to put them on her pizza. About twenty minutes later she showed up to pick up her pizza and I walked up to the counter to give it to her. She opened the box and got upset because she didn't want bacon and she wanted a refund...
Honestly though, Who doesn't like bacon?

Check out this Charlie Sheen Dubstep remix. I found it to be pretty damn funny:

-The Pizza Dude

Friday, February 4, 2011

Duty Calls

Today one of our really nice regulars came in today to pick up a pizza. When she came inside she put a package on the counter and said it was for me and my co-workers but we weren't allowed to open it until she left. Once she left my manager opened the package and there were freshly cooked cupcakes with big green G's on them for the Packer's. I got a pretty good laugh out of it because my manager is a huge Vikings fan. I can almost guarantee her next pizza will have a big V on it made out of pepperoni.

When I got home I saw this clip and I had to share it:

This is how I feel whenever I play a Call of Duty game.

Until tomorrow,
-The Pizza Dude

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I'll Take a Number Six With a Coke

Today while I was at work a guy called to order a number six... I told him that we are a pizza place and we don't have combo meals but he claimed that he ordered one last time he called and that I must be new since I don't know the menu.  I figured out that the guy called the wrong place but he ended up ordering a pizza and some wings.  I delivered his order which was just inside our delivery area. It took about fifteen minutes to get there.  Once I arrived at his house I reached in my driver bag to give him his order and the wings got caught on a strap and fell on the ground.  I told him I would be right back and I rushed back to the store to grab a new order of wings.  Once I finally made it back to his house I told him his total which was just under twenty bucks and he gave me a twenty.  Not exactly the best start to my day but it did get better.

After work when I got home I decided to watch a couple episodes of Pawn Stars.  It amazes me what some people have laying around in their homes.  During the show a guy was selling his blunderbuss and Rick explained that blunderbuss means thunder pipe in Dutch.  This made me want to go out and buy a yellow pipe just so I can name it blunderbuss.

When Pawn Stars was over I browsed the net for a while and came across this really cool video:

It's amazing what modern technology can do.

I also came across this joke:

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.

Then I wasted a couple hours playing  a game called flight.  Here is a link to it if you are interested:

Well, That's all for today.  Make sure to check back soon!
-The Pizza Dude